Edward Von Bron's definitions

The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.

The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*




*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply

by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003