Cockolococcus

1. the scientific term for cock block

"I totally got cockolococcused last night."

"Looks like you've got a case of the cockolococcus."

by Edmonson Schviene August 11, 2009

Siegler

1. a large penis

2. a unit of measure 8-10 units long (units can vary, siegler is a number)

1. "Did you see his siegler?"

2. "How many people did you invite?"

"Oh, about a siegler or two."

3. "Dude I was about three sieglers away from asher roth!!"

by Edmonson Schviene August 11, 2009