Definitions by Ed word Murphy

Yoshi tongue 

When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.

“Did you see that guy’s Yoshi tongue”

“Yeah, must be trying to catch him some Goombas”

Yoshi tongue by Ed word Murphy June 22, 2022

Yoshi Tongue 

When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.

Jacob: “Dude, put your Yoshi Tongue away!”

Ron: “How else can I catch Goombas?”

Yoshi Tongue by Ed word Murphy June 18, 2022

Ryno hook 

A hook installed on the inside of a men’s bathroom door used to hang one shirt while shitting. By taking off your shirt and hanging it on the Ryno hook, you ensure not getting shit on your shirt, thus avoiding having to explain those horrible brown stains on the back of your shirts

“Dude, I need to shit, but I’m afraid I’ll shit on my shirt!”

“ Just use the Ryno hook and let it rip”

Ryno hook by Ed word Murphy March 20, 2022