Definitions by Ed P. and Jay E.

morning sprinkler 

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

morning sprinkler by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008