Ed Lobster's definitions

Jawjack

When you stand up from a seated position and accidentally hit someone in the jaw with your head when you are trying to initiate physical contact

I saw my cute dancy drummer acquaintance Chris the other day, and when he stopped over to my table to say hello, awkwardly hugged his waist, realized it was awkward, stood up to be a gentlemen, and jawjacked him

by Ed Lobster February 21, 2026