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Definitions by Eco Afela

Brown Water Rafting

When you are doing anal, and they say it’s wet, but it’s just shit. That’s Brown Water Rafting.
Him: “I’m so wet
Other him: “You’re not wet, that’s shit. I’m brown water rafting”

Alaskan Pipeline 

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"