Eat My Teats's definitions

ITAD

Internet pro speak for “I’m taking a dump” to let your fellow Internet pros know you’re regular and may be unavailable for a moment while you experience one of life’s greatest joys.

Pro1: “Ready for some Internet talk?”
Pro2: “ITAD, JSYK. BRB.”
Pro1: “Jealous.”

by Eat My Teats April 13, 2020

clusterfuck

When there is a group of people (a group of friends, usually) and some form of drama causes a member of the group to be alienated. Usually this person doesn't have any other friends to turn to, so now, he's essentially friendless because of drama.

The most common form of clusterfucking occurs when you have a group of friends where two of them are dating, but they break up, causing everyone in the group to hate one of the people who broke up.

Man, I've gotta get new friends so I can prevent myself getting clusterfucked.

by Eat My Teats May 5, 2008