Noun. The action of doing a shit while holding a normal conversation on the phone. To successfully do an Eamonn the non-shitter must never be party to the fact that the shit is happening.
I'm going to hang up now that I've finished doing an Eamonn., I totally did an Eamonn on my boss earlier., I've got to. I'm turtling it and don't want to do an Eamonn.
