Definitions by E. Barrett
Monkey Fist
When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner.
Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend?
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.
Monkey Fist by E. Barrett March 7, 2008
Nignuggedry
(At a boring fundraiser)
A: I'm so bored. Let's get out of here.
B: Agreed. I've had it with this nignuggedry!
A: I'm so bored. Let's get out of here.
B: Agreed. I've had it with this nignuggedry!
Nignuggedry by E. Barrett March 12, 2007