Definitions by Dutch Almond

dutch almond 

This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.

"AHH IVE JUST BEEN DUTCH ALMONDED, HELP"
"MY HUSBAND WOULDNT STOP DUTCH ALMONDING ME LAST NIGHT"

dutch almond by Dutch Almond February 29, 2016