Definitions by Dustybutt Jones

boner music 

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".

There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.

boner music by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010

shwhale 

an infertile hybrid made from the breeding of a male shark and a female whale.

Kid: Hey, Mr Lifeguard, are there any shwhales in this reservoir?
Lifeguard: No. And what's a shwhale?

shwhale by Dustybutt Jones September 22, 2010

Douche Grenade 

When a person no one likes enters a conversation, therefore making it awkward, a douche grenade has been dropped. Named because the person's comments affect everyone in the group, like shrapnel from a grenade.

Bob: Did you see Shaun White's Double McTwist last night?

Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.

Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.

Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?

Douche Grenade by Dustybutt Jones March 22, 2010