Dusty McFarson's definitions
A person that struggles with commitment. A bonified badass majoring in thuganomics over internet videogames. Struggles to choose his true love between a dog named pickles, and which console system he prefers. Secretly masks his love for carmen sandiego through video game alias's. Once smacked a bull on the ass only to get the horn. Only to find it strangly erotic.
by Dusty McFarson December 2, 2014
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