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Definitions by Duke of Wellington

Discordant, self-indulgent, masturbatory dross which passes for music.

Very popular with social workers, schoolteachers and other half-educated semi-professionals with a desire to sound sophisticated and multicultural.

Jazz fans will usually inform you that they like jazz, without you having to enquire.
Hi, I'm Simon, I'm cool, like jazz.
Jazz by Duke of Wellington July 9, 2004