Definitions by Duke Wellington about the apartment on Park Street

wig wags 

strobe lights that are usually placed in the grill and tail lights of unmarked police cars in lieu of overhead lights.

He didn't know an unmarked car was following him until he hit his wig wags.

wig wags by duke Wellington about the apartment on park street May 5, 2007

Auburn 

A college for incestuous homosexual men.

I want to go to auburn so I can study taco farming.

Auburn by Duke Wellington about the apartment on Park Street May 2, 2007