Definitions by Duke Nukem 812

Pro-Seeler 

Someone Who is Fucking Pro at Stealing and shoplifting

Alex Olsen is Such a Fucking Pro-Seeler

Pro-Seeler by Duke Nukem 812 May 14, 2009

Sethin Sat 

(Sething Saturday)
(Masturbation Saturday)
Every Saturday in Illinois is dedicated to total Masturbation thus the term, Sethin saturday
Developed in 2008 when a kid decided to whip out his cock during class and stroke it while the teacher was lecturing

Dude i Am Wiped Out!
sethin sat Was Too much! For My cock To handle

Sethin Sat by Duke Nukem 812 May 14, 2009

cartslagiler 

(cart-slag-e-lier)

cart struggler

A term Supermarket Baggers use to describe a Man / Woman who take fucking forever to unload their groceries from their cart onto the belt, thus making the baggers life a living hell because all their groceries are piling up a the bagging end making it impossible to hurry the fuck up

This BITCH is being such a cartslagiler,
i wish she would just hurry the fuck up

cartslagiler by Duke Nukem 812 May 12, 2009