Drunk Aunt Melissa 's definitions

Dig a ditch

What you tell someone when:

(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.

Girl:Jonas Brothers blahblahblah, JonasBrothers blahblahblah sex with Jonas Brothers blahblahblah...

Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .

by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009

go find the basement

What you say to someone in a house with no basement when they are annoying you/boring you to death.

Fat Kid: Will you be my friend?

You: Uh...why don't you go find the basement ? I'm sure there are friends for you down there.

by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009

Supercop

A term to describe someone who thinks they are awesome at their occupation, but in reality they're just mediocre.

My uncle thinks he a Supercop , but in reality he's just an average burger flipper. Spongebob has more skillz than him.

by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009