Definitions by Drunk Aunt Melissa

Dig a ditch  

What you tell someone when:

(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.

Girl:Jonas Brothers blahblahblah, JonasBrothers blahblahblah sex with Jonas Brothers blahblahblah...

Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .

Dig a ditch by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009

Supercop  

A term to describe someone who thinks they are awesome at their occupation, but in reality they're just mediocre.

My uncle thinks he a Supercop , but in reality he's just an average burger flipper. Spongebob has more skillz than him.

Supercop by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009

go find the basement  

What you say to someone in a house with no basement when they are annoying you/boring you to death.

Fat Kid: Will you be my friend?

You: Uh...why don't you go find the basement ? I'm sure there are friends for you down there.

go find the basement by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009