Definitions by Drum Master 9000

Drum Set Stir Fry 

A sexual act involving a man penetrating a woman in the anus and immediately before male ejaculation the man inserts his penis into the female's ear and 'blows his load' into her orifice. He then proceeds to 'stir fry' the 'spunk' into her 'drum set' with his member.

See that chick over there? I would totally give her a drum set stir fry.

Drum Set Stir Fry by Drum Master 9000 December 13, 2015