Dylan: "hey Kel, wanna come over and have sex?"
Kel:" ew no"
*20 minutes later*
Dylan:" hey Kel, wanna come over and Shabang?"
Kel: "hell yes sexy, be over in 5!"
"Let's Shabang"
Bro 1: "I snap chatted that girl to Shabang last night"
Bro 2: "how'd it go?"
Bro 1: "how do you think dude? Shabang has a 100% success rate"
Bro 2: "hell yeah it does bro"
Kel:" ew no"
*20 minutes later*
Dylan:" hey Kel, wanna come over and Shabang?"
Kel: "hell yes sexy, be over in 5!"
"Let's Shabang"
Bro 1: "I snap chatted that girl to Shabang last night"
Bro 2: "how'd it go?"
Bro 1: "how do you think dude? Shabang has a 100% success rate"
Bro 2: "hell yeah it does bro"
by Drosstheboss August 16, 2016