Definitions by Drew Ford

r tard

A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.

Guy 1: Haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. What an R tard.

Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.

r tard by Drew Ford November 9, 2008

Ben Roethlisberger

(N) Refers to a quarterback who seems to have trouble hitting a reciever, even if it were a simple game of catch. Also finds a way to get picked off, and always finds a way to suck major balls.

Wow, he threw two picks against the Browns, and it's only the first quarter of the game. What a Ben Roethlisberger!

Ben Roethlisberger by Drew Ford November 3, 2006