2 definitions by Dread Pyrate Bonney
the act of sitting backwards on a toilet and defecating. this is done so that the poop will get stuck on the side of the bowl, not falling into the water. if done properly (much harder than it sounds) the poop will remain even after a flush. this is done to people/places you dont like (eg school) usually by teenage boys.
Yeah, he flagpoled in the school toilets
oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!
oh man, i tried flagpoling my own toilet but it didnt work. its so hard!
by Dread Pyrate Bonney April 29, 2005
a man who has been bitten by another metrosexual, thereby showing all the characterisics of a woman or gay man. the metrosexual must feed on period blood three times a month to keep this disguise. often extreme cases begin to kiss men and wear designer womans shoes.
TIMBOLAY JIMBERS is a metrosexual to the nines
by Dread Pyrate Bonney March 19, 2005