Definitions by Dr. Zoid Johnberg
Hiking the Appalachian
Code for having an affair.
In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.
In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.
I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.
Hiking the Appalachian by Dr. Zoid Johnberg June 24, 2009
Asshole Chair
The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
Asshole Chair by Dr. Zoid Johnberg January 2, 2009
Word of the Day on July 1, 2016