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A person engaged in the collection of scrap metals and recyclables from an urban environment.
As he pushed his shopping through the park the surface miner kept a blurry look-out for bottles and cans, then paused at the bronze memorial plaque bolted to a new bench.
by Dr. U W February 07, 2011

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A person wearing headphones who is largely disconnected from the surrounding world.
Last night I was riding my bike home from work and some podhead guy wearing girl jeans ran into me with his designer fixie.
by Dr. U W December 13, 2010

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A chrome emblem depicting a reclined female form with an ample bust.
Smokey had shining chrome bitches gracing every mudflap on his eighteen wheeler.
by Dr. U W December 13, 2010

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