2 definitions by Dr. Tickle Bits

Network Problems

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014

Cernered

(verb)
The act of proving your own incompetence while still believing your own prestige.

The coach's kid really cernered himself when he gave up 7 runs in the first inning.

by Dr. Tickle Bits October 31, 2023