Dr. Thadius Coleslaw M.D.'s definitions

snakes

snakes (snakus verislowus) are defined by their long slender bodies and extremely slow nature. Scientist recently proved that their sluggish speed is only matched by the even slower creature, the pig tailed mcouat (gaysexus mcouatus). Most species of snake can be found in their natural habitat, planes. And thats all anyone knows about the snakes.

"Yes, of course snakes are faster than mcouats."

by Dr. Thadius Coleslaw M.D. August 31, 2006