Dr. Slitaintosaurus's definitions

slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened

Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.

by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009