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A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise
Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?
Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.
Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.
by Dr. Rockett July 2, 2012
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