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es·ric
verb
1. The act of losing one's wristwatch while fisting their boyfriend.

2. Sphincter rot.

Greek esrikos, from esreeq, comparative of es, within. See en in Indo-European Roots. Derivative of Esreeq, Greek God of Rectal flaking.
"An esric is a steep price to pay for a Danza slap"

or

"Chris realized that the smell came not from the garbage can, but from the case of esric he had acquired."
by Dr. Plimpton Nutbutter March 9, 2004
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