Definitions by Dr. Patchbeard

pre-tard

A person who pre-drinks before heading out to a bar, but consumes so much that when it comes time to go, they're too wasted to be allowed into the bar.

Damn, Bob, you drank way too much. There's no way they'll let a pre-tard like you into the bar.

pre-tard by Dr. Patchbeard May 24, 2011