1 definition by Dr. Nick Saban
Being so rustled by the success of Alabama Football that it becomes a diagnosable mental illness. Usually contracted after exposure to several consecutive losses to Alabama
Symptoms:
-Melting
-Starting shitty threads about Alabama
-Obsessing over Alabama
-Offseason overconfidence
-Gratuitous dickriding of teams that beat Alabama
-Making an ass of yourself on College Gameday
-Wearing Purple
-Caring about College Baseball
Symptoms:
-Melting
-Starting shitty threads about Alabama
-Obsessing over Alabama
-Offseason overconfidence
-Gratuitous dickriding of teams that beat Alabama
-Making an ass of yourself on College Gameday
-Wearing Purple
-Caring about College Baseball
“Dude you hear Tim got diagnosed with Bama-Derangement Syndrome?”
“Yea that 8th straight loss really got to him”
“Yea that 8th straight loss really got to him”
by Dr. Nick Saban May 26, 2019