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Jalapeñis
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When you
touch
your pen is after you
cut
jalapeños and it
burns
I forgot to wash my
hands
after I
cut
those jalapeños and before I went to
pee
. Now I’ve got jalapeñis
Jalapeñis
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Dr. Moynihan
May 13, 2023
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