Definitions by Dr. Mongo

Ogre aids 

A type of aids especially prominent in ogres, cause of spread unknown.

Shrek is one of the most famous ogres to have confessed testing positive for ogre aids.

Shrek: Donkey, I've got ogre aids!
Donkey: Well, in the morning - I'm making waffles!
Shrek: That shit bussin'!
Donkey: Wah! No cap, sheesh!

Ogre aids by Dr. Mongo June 4, 2021