Dr. Koonie, PhD, OBGYN's definitions

Emo Pirate

A pirate who doesn't rape and pillage but rather cries alone in the middle of his "ocean of sorrows" about not being able to find his pirate queen.

"Dude, did that pirate look gay to you?"
"Nah man, he's just an emo pirate"

by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OBGYN December 28, 2005