Definitions by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff

Spalding 

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.

When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.

Spalding by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 9, 2008