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Definitions by Dr. John Smarts
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1. Just short of being
completely retarded
. Not to the
drooling
and Foam
helmet
point, but pretty damned close.
Anyone
calling himself
slick
is a pretard.
pretard
by
Dr. John Smarts
July 31, 2005
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