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Diabeetus is not just Diabetes mispronounced. Diabetes if NOT a blood disease but rather an insulin problem. Insulin is used to regulate the sugar levels in your blood. Some don't produce any insulin, some produce to much.

Diabeetus is Diabetes with enlogating of the testicals that get longer with age.
This becomes a big sanitary problem when they are using the toilet and the scrotum touches the dirty water.
I have Diabeetus so bad my nuts touch the water.
by Dr. John MD September 20, 2013
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