Definitions by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer

Parping 

Pressing as lightly as physically possible upon the horn of a car in order to politely induce a sense of urgency upon the Prius in front of you while simultaneously not appearing to be too much of a raging asshole.

I heard someone parping behind me and since it was so polite I was inclined to accelerate my Prius forward.

Parping by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer March 12, 2019

Eraser dust

The debris left behind after fucking a really dry chick while covered in a fine layer of cocain almost akin to freshly fallen snow.

You're so dry that by the time I'm through with you there'll be eraser dust everywhere.

Eraser dust by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer May 6, 2018

spicy can opener 

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

spicy can opener by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018