Definitions by Dr. Footfever

Footfever 

Footfever is when your feet are hot. To cure footfever take your shoes off. Footfever is the opposite of clamfoot. Clamfoot is when your feet are cold.

Emily touch my feet, I think I have footfever.

Gross dad I’m not touching your feet. Not even if they are cold and you had clamfoot!

Footfever by Dr. Footfever August 30, 2018

clamfoot 

Clamfoot is the opposite of foot fever.

Clam foot is when you have cold feet

Foot fever is when your feet are hot.

Emily check my feet for foot fever they feel hot.

Dad your feet are not hot but rather cold. I think you have clamfoot.

clamfoot by Dr. Footfever August 26, 2018