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Dr. Eli van craig's definitions

Lorena

Crazy and energetic. Loves boys and the occasional girl. Dances in clubs constantly though refuses to try different scenes.
A lorena loves her food. She will eat like a bottomless pit though will never gain an ounce of body fat. Fun and caring, everyone needs their dose of Lorena cause like I like to say, "a dose of Lorena a day, keeps the soberness away".
a Lorena is a lot like Anna Nicole Smith minus the drugs. just the alcohol.
by Dr. Eli van craig February 10, 2009
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