Dr. Edgar Bacardi's definitions

Shart

The act of farting immediately followed by unwillingly protruding fecal matter (solid/liquid) causing quite the disturbance in your undergarments while displaying an extremely awkward facial expression.

Young skeet, "Yo dawg what is that smell? And what is that
look on yo face?"

Young poopy, "Aint nothin dawg jus plain ol' shart."

by Dr. Edgar Bacardi November 20, 2007