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A
multi
headed dildo
used
most commonly at slumber parties, in
order
to please multiple women at once
Girl 1: are you bringing the quatch tonight?
Girl 2: hell
yea
, there are
gonna
be
four
of us
Quatch
by
Dr. Dukie
December 8, 2009