Definitions by Dr. Duckchick

seltzertime 

The act of opening a can of your favorite carbonated water, while being wildly good looking. It’s more about the vibe, than the flavor.

Them: What time is it?

You: it’s SeltzerTime!

Them: Ok, but what time is the wedding?

You: it’s SeltzerTime!

seltzertime by Dr. Duckchick November 23, 2021