Dr. Drake of Northern London's definitions

Giroud

An evil presence, synonyms include 'Devil' and 'Death'. Known to the people of earth as a football/soccer player who is absolute shit. Cannot pass or shoot in a straight line and is a total dickhead. Scored a couple of goals in the 90th minute to equalize, however that's all he's done. For fucks sake why isn't he banned from the sport? Football clubs would pay to get rid of him, no wonder he spends most of his pathetic life on the substitute bench. What a waste of space!

Pele: "Who is that player? He can't even kick a ball straight!"
Bob: "That's Giroud, sir"

by Dr. Drake of Northern London August 1, 2018

Giroud

An evil presence, synonyms include 'Devil' and 'Death'. Known to the people of earth as a football/soccer player who is absolute shit. Cannot pass or shoot in a straight line and is a total dickhead. Scored a couple of goals in the 90th minute to equalize, however that's all he's done. For fucks sake why isn't he banned from the sport? Football clubs would pay to get rid of him, no wonder he spends most of his pathetic life on the substitute bench. What a waste of space!

Pele: "Who is that player? He can't even kick a ball straight!"
Bob: "That's Giroud, sir"

by Dr. Drake of Northern London August 1, 2018