1 definition by Dr. Brownxxx
The moment you're on the toilet and pass a phantom turd, and just as you go to wipe your ass you shit like crazy all over your hand. A surprise diarrhea wonderland, usually caused if you haven't eaten in weeks and suddenly decide to eat something small, then BLAM...Rich Trotts.
That is the last time I ever eat again, that peanut gave me the rich trotts last night! My hands ain't gonna smell right for days!
by Dr. Brownxxx July 27, 2008