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Definitions by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog
godsturbating
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Masturbating
to
imaginary
things
.
Dude, I was just godsturbating to the
fact that
Leonardo DiCaprio
got
an Oscar
!
godsturbating
by
Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog
May 15, 2014
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