Dr Humpalumpa's definitions

spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016

boomerong

A wrong that is so wrong that when you throw it out there, it comes back at you and hits you in the face.

She really did a boomerong when she talked crap about her ex, now everyone hates her.

by Dr Humpalumpa April 12, 2019