Panic at the gates

If one does not visit the toilet regularly or has a bad case of the shits aka brads aka Diarrhoea they may find themselves in a situation where there is "Panic at the gates". One wet fart and it could be new pants time.
Man after that curry there was panic at the gates
by Dr Evils Secretary December 5, 2004
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