When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.
Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
by Downtown Tony July 16, 2010