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Definitions by Douche de leche

Organising folders

when you tell your parents/friends/anyone who will listen that you’re going to your situationship’s house to “get stuff done”

spoiler:nothing gets done. not a single folder. not one

essentially a socially accept cover story for being perceived by someone you like. works best when delivered completely straight faced to a parent or older sibling. they know. they always know
we stayed up til 3am organising folders