2 definitions by Douche Mcgriddle

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One who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a Mcgriddle from Mcdonalds and wraps the tampon shell aroung the Mcgriddle an shoves it up his/her twat.
Person 1: Dude I cought my girlfriend shoving a douche mcgriddle up her twat.
Person 2: Did you get some after????
Person 1: Get some what??
Person 2: You know some greasy pussy.
Person 1: Well... you know there was that time where I used vasoline...
Person 2: You sick hair crammer.
by Douche Mcgriddle October 07, 2005
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One who shaves pubic hair and shoves up victims cunt
"Man that bitch wanted me to shave my pubes, and stick it up her cunt. What a fucking hair crammer!!!"
by Douche Mcgriddle October 07, 2005
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