Definitions by Dork de Jour

bumpy nickels 

When a woman of a rather large size wears tight fitting pants so that one can see every bit of cellulite in her ass through the fibers of lycra that are holding on for their dear sweet lives.

That woman needs to either mix in a salad or a mumu. I can see her bumpy nickels.

bumpy nickels by Dork de Jour January 10, 2008